Don't name your kid Siri
By Dean Obeidallah, Special to CNN
http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/01/opinion/obeidallah-baby-name/index.html?hpt=op_t1In his editorial, Dean Obeidallah argues that parents who pick uncommon, ridiculous names for their children are not thinking of the long term effects it may have on them. Along with the examples pertaining to his own life, his consistent diction and sarcasm urge the reader to please keep in mind that the name you pick for your child is going to impact them throughout their life.
By including the details of how the author's name has effected his own life, the reader gets a much better understanding of how it is that something as simple as your name could have a very noticeable impact on your life and the way you're treated. Obeidallah reflects that if his father had had his way, he would have been named the "very Arabic Saladin Obeidallah, [and] you could just imagine all the "fun" I would have had in post-9/11 America. I would have likely volunteered for 'random' security checks at the airport."
In addition to these details, the sarcastic tone adds humor, and leaves the reader with the impression that it would be completely preposterous not to agree with him. The use of the word "fun" in reference to "random security checks at the airport" is of course obvious to any person who has ever been to an airport in the United States. Obeidallah scolds parents who have named their kid "Luna, Mac or Mars", adding that " it truly is only a matter of time until you meet a kid named DVR or Playstation 3".
The diction that stands out in Obeidallah's piece could probably all be found under the entry of the word "weird" in a thesaurus. Although this may lack creativity and diversity in the writing, it certainly reenforces his strong opinion on these increasingly popular baby names. When questioning the choice of one parent to name their child "Siri", he exclaims, "Seriously, who would name their bundle of joy after a frustrating Apple product that hardly ever works?"
Obeidallah uses these various techniques to mock and question any parents who chooses to name their child something that, according to him, is ridiculous. Calling them selfish, he continues to argue that these people do not have the child's best interest at heart. He ends his article offering to new parents that "if you insist on picking a bizarre name for the baby, then I propose that your child be empowered to rename you with any name he or she chooses."